Boobs Vs Brains

What would you pick? A girl for her boobs or her brains?
I'm sure the women out there will disagree but when it comes to picking a girl for a relationship or maybe even to just get laid, you will be better off picking the chick with the boobs as opposed to one with brains.

Yes, maybe I am being discriminatory and most women might choose to deny the following but I do believe that picking a Chick with the "Brains" is a fucking headache. I mean it in the nicest possible way...

Boobs
Have simple needs

1. Eat
2. Drink
3. Sleep
4. Fuck

Are uncomplicated

1. Jealous
2. Clingy
3. Romantic
4. Need to screw

Are happy when

1. You call them
2. Remember their name
3. Remember their birthday
4. When you cheat on them but say "you're the only one I love"

Are Sad

1. If you forget them and go home with someone else
2. If you don't remember their birthday
3. If you don't screw them on a regular basis

Alright, You'll see and I hope understand the uncomplicated nature of the Boobs.. they are so simple even though they are most generic in nature and you wouldn't be able to tell the difference between any two of them in a line up. Their thought processes are simple and so you will have ample time and ability to deal with them.

If you were to pick the "Brains" you would need to put up with one issue after the next.

Brains

Have complicated needs

1. I need a man who loves me for me
2. I need a man who will support me in everything I do (For the life of me I can't understand this. Get yourself a nice underwired bra for support)
3. I need a man who will not get Jealous when I flirt with another man
4. I need a man who has no needs of his own and can accommodate me and all my life's choices compromise is outta the question
5. I am so ambitious I'm really not sure what I want in life except that I want ambition (WHAT THE FUCK? Where are you going? what are you doing?)

Are happy

1. When you think of some very very special way of making them feel special
2. When say yes to everything they want
3. When you have no desire to have a stable long term relationship because they are too ambitious to let a relationship get in their way
4. When they don't have to do any work except pretend to be smart and intelligent
5. When they think they are going to live a happy free life for the rest of their years

I have been and (unfortunately) tend to bend towards the brains side of coin but since of late I have been considering how easy my life would've have been and would be if i was to just choose the boobs. Its so simple, you get laid and its such an easy life. Women who are smart, intelligent and can carry a conversation without running into "I don't know men, its complicated and my head hurts when I think" are rare, I must say that about them but what is even harder to find is one like that who is very well balanced, who wouldn't drive a straight man queer and is not 100% self centered.

I say all this with the utmost respect for women, they are great and good to have as friends and pillows but its almost impossible to find a decent woman. I for one have never said that they cant have an opinion of their own but its a grim realization even for me, to think that maybe I've been looking down the barrel of a loaded .45 calibre waiting to blow my brains to bits. I've been looking for the intelligent girl who can keep interested in conversation cos lets face it, if you marry, stay married and faithful, in the middle ages all you get is conversation right? So it might as well be good conversation that's what I thought...

Oh well.. you can't have everything in life I guess..

A word of Advice dudes.. learn from my Mistakes :D

Gender Based

i.e - Tampons for Women, Condoms for Men.

Most things we buy cannot be classified as a Man Product or a Woman Product or can it? From What I've noticed, a shirt is a shirt, maybe the shape will change for a woman but thats it. A skirt is like a kilt or a sarong the concept of these items being 'unisex'.

Unless a man uses a Tampon as a butt plug there isn't going to be much use for him with a Tampon and not much use of a Condom for woman. Both these have to be used by their specific gender.

Sex toys can be used by both men and women, underware might be difficult but still, it just classifies itself as underware, unless its a Million Dollar Victoria's Secret bra :)

This was just a thought in my head today when i was trying to figure out the physical differences between men and women. There doesn't seem to be many things out there that clearly state Man and Woman. We have concept products and the gender gap seems to reduce with it on a daily basis.

Colours are supposed to define the sex, pink for a girl and blue for a boy. Action figures for a boy and Barbie's for a girl. However these are all based on popular culture and conditioning of a boy to be a man and girl to be a woman. What happens if these social influences were to break down? Would a boy be less of a man and a girl be more of a man as he/she grows up? What makes a girl Sexy and a Man Macho?

Why does a girl use lipstick? I mean its for your lips, men and women, both have lips dont they or did I miss something?

This is all about why do we do what we do? Do we want to or have we been made to want it? If almost everything is Unisex then where on earth is the Gender Gap?

Monday - A Good Day!

Its a good day because I had relatively little to do, I woke up late and I was at work for not more than 3 hours and then I decided it was time to head back home. It rained and I appreciated the rain for once, probably the first time I have appreciated the rain. Then I got myself some food and cake, came home and the rain had just passed and there was still a heavy coolness in the air.. made myself Tea which I usually dont drink.. and had myself a nice evening with Tea, Snacks and cake..

I like this day and I am hoping i'll be having many more like this.. Its come to my attention that I have been too busy for the last few years of my life and I've watched most of it pass me by. I have few memories and pictures of good moments. Now I am in a mood to slow my days down and find myself time.

Many things i dont consider to be "nice" have come my way in the recent past and even though at the time I have wondered how i'll be able to get outta 'this mess' its not that bad anymore. I mean I could just as easily be pissed off about it if I think about what people have done.. but the point is that I no longer want to be pissed off and I honestly cant be bothered anymore. They've done what they've done and I'll be doing what I'll be doing.

Moving out.. Yes moving out to your own place.. It can be fun me thinks. I think its the way to go too. So many things to do, a life to live.. I am growing older, i've realized 25 years being not so young anymore (I'm not 25 yet, in a few months though) the moving out discussion was prompted last Saturday when it came up in the conversation I had with a relatively unintelligent creature.. Having a place in more central colombo will always be great, I used to work outta Union Place last year and it was such a breeze, you could be anywhere in 5 mins. Thats just logistics anyway.. the Point is the Moving out part, maybe i'll feel older if I do move, more responsible.. more grown up. God knows I dont feel the latter..

I've started to read again and I can now read more than half a book per year.. this is all to do with the 'dont-let-life-pass-me-by' reasoning.
In closing, I dont think slumdog deserved best picture, I watched it and liked it but not the best picture award.. There was talk of a Tattoo too, if you have seen the the Video for "I Stand Alone by Godsmack" In it there is a tat of a Scorpian. I wouldn't mind something like that. For those who haven't seen it, have a look.

15th Feb post valentines 2009

I haven't posted anything in a long time and it just happens that my first post in 2008 was on the 15th of feb. Funny how I've found the time to do my first post for this year again on the 15th.

So I was planning to Celebrate Valentines this year.. Well I failed! Even worse than last year :D
I guess valentines isn't for me, I'm not sad in the least but it was just something to do..

The reason for my disappearing had a lot to do with this post. I have got my act in order so I don't think I'll be having to deal with anymore bull shit.

While i was sorting out my life it seems as though the country has been doing some sorting too.. Wars, Assassinations etc... just your ordinary decent democracy. Well i suppose it had to end one way or the other, people will die, innocent and not so innocent.. lets just see what happens after the so called final battle.

Another thing that has happened to me in recent times, I've become more introverted if that is even possible because I am generally this quiet person anyway. A girl I have recently been acquainted with has started to become a pain and requires me to bring "Something Interesting" to every conversation. Do you even know what kinda pressure it puts on a person? I mean, I'm I not interesting already? If so why the fuck are you talking to me in the first place?? Why do you keep calling me then?? Gosh... People these days..

I think in life, if you find one friend/person who will not harm you to save their own skin, you're a very lucky person.. Maybe I've become more cynical than the famous cynical one.

So I do hope i'll be finding enough time to come back for more posts..

Btw, everyone is getting married.. I guess its the age....... bye for now...