Sunday, October 4, 2009

Blog Something!

Yes, that’s what I was told.
Now I have no idea if that was a threat, a warning(which is less than a threat), an instruction, a suggestion or an appeal. I would like to think of it as an appeal by an appreciative fan (smile profusely)

So here we go.. I have absolutely no idea why I haven't blogged. Many reasons could be applied but not one of them relevant so I guess I was just plain lazy.

Now to the Topic,

Single and Homosexual

Maybe its my lack of homosexual friends but I seem to think, homosexuals don’t prefer to be single. This is a purely a heterosexual phenomenon that will plague the earth and ultimately bring it to its ruin.

It’s a well known fact that the terms Bachelor and Spinster were coined for Heterosexuals, yes? or I'm I wrong on this too? I haven't gone into research of any of what I am saying here so if you want to prove me wrong you're most welcome to do so.

Back to my point- which is, for sometime now the adventurous man or woman would prefer to be single and roam the world, be free to do what you want, go where you want and do who you want, then be judged for all the above and complain in their old age that they didn't find love and hope that those they inspired to follow in their footsteps wouldn't make the same mistakes they made.

hmm.. now from what I see Heterosexuals are quite a confused bunch. They don’t know what they are supposed to be or do in this world. We don’t know if we are to just fornicate like there is no tomorrow or adjust ourselves to be emotional companions to one another.

While our homosexual counter parts I assume are interested in finding a partner or fornicating but do they ever want to be alone? The heterosexuals are the ones who are NOT sure about who they should be with and if they should be with anyone in the first place, should we get married, should we live together or fuck and forget!

This could be an evolutionary process and it could be a case relevant to Sri Lanka only. The evolutionary process what I am talking about here is, there are fewer gays, at least who are out in the open. I haven't seen many/any gay couples walking into bars to hang out, maybe they do but it could be quite discrete due to obvious reasons. Hetero's have too much choice and we have gone through the mill of long term relationships and since all good things must come to an end, we have decided to fuck ourselves up. Maybe? Too much of a good thing is supposed to be good for nothing.

You see more hetero's to homo's out there except for my weird inclination to think there are more men who are gay but just don’t know it. I see so many boys/men holding each others hands on the roads or when they are together. I schooled in a single sexed semi government school and I saw many a puberting boy who seemed to be fascinated by each others genitalia.

Was that just a means of proving dominance in the sense of "my willy is bigger than yours or was it I like to feel you up?" I have no idea because I was too busy enhancing my skills and my fascination with the female body. Yes! I was a horny perverted little boy. However, I believe I got it all outta my system while others who were busy with playing with each others willies couldn't. Yes they would probably become perverts and these men would go on to sexually harass co workers in places of work. The funniest would be to tell their current girlfriends or wives this is what they used to do. Imagine that.. your boyfriend/husband used to play with "x" persons winky..

Alright, so maybe it’s a self discovery stage, I don’t know and I don’t care.. there are many a closet homo here in this country and they just don’t know it. So if all these people came out would the Gay world change? Would it be a better place for you? I think NOT!

Maybe all you gays should assume "the world that is out to get you" is a blessing in disguise. Now you have a reason to stick together. Hetero's have to fight for that chick or this chick. Men need to keep in shape and women need padded bras.. etc..

Gays are mainly looking for a partnership, someone who would understand them, being one of few, when you find that someone you'd appreciate your person. Us, we are just not sure of what we want.

yes I'm sure there is research to prove me otherwise and I'm not talking about promiscuity here.. this is about relationships and the gay situation here in Sri Lanka.

If this isn't the reason for gays to be not single I don’t know what it is unless I am guessing they've just learned from hetero's or they are a highly evolved sexual creature (Homo sex superior), even though gays might not say it, they must think we're quire.

2 comments:

The Cat said...

But why do you need to think about do heterosexuals want to be alone or do homosexuals want to be alone, etc, etc? Isn't it entirely a human phenomenon? No one - whatever their sexual orientation - wants to be alone, if alone means not having any one to romance, love and be affectionate with and all that. Look everywhere around you, isn't the world full of magazines, articles, websites, billboards, posters (the list is endless) telling you how to find 'the love of your life' or 'your partner forever' and all those things. To me your post shows that you assume homosexuals to be some kind of amuthu satha who is very different from the usual kind of humans, i.e. heterosexuals.

Anonymous said...

I am glad you think about these issues. I would however caution you not to lump all homosexuals into one category. Like heterosexuals, homosexuals are non heterogeneous and one mans meat maybe another mans poison.