I'm sure the women out there will disagree but when it comes to picking a girl for a relationship or maybe even to just get laid, you will be better off picking the chick with the boobs as opposed to one with brains.
Yes, maybe I am being discriminatory and most women might choose to deny the following but I do believe that picking a Chick with the "Brains" is a fucking headache. I mean it in the nicest possible way...
Boobs
Have simple needs
- Eat
- Drink
- Sleep
- Fuck
- Jealous
- Clingy
- Romantic
- Need to screw
Are happy when
- You call them
- Remember their name
- Remember their birthday
- When you cheat on them but say "you're the only one I love"
Are Sad
- If you forget them and go home with someone else
- If you don't remember their birthday
- If you don't screw them on a regular basis
Alright, You'll see and I hope understand the uncomplicated nature of the Boobs.. they are so simple even though they are most generic in nature and you wouldn't be able to tell the difference between any two of them in a line up. Their thought processes are simple and so you will have ample time and ability to deal with them.
If you were to pick the "Brains" you would need to put up with one issue after the next.
Brains
Have complicated needs
- I need a man who loves me for me
- I need a man who will support me in everything I do (For the life of me I can't understand this. Get yourself a nice underwired bra for support)
- I need a man who will not get Jealous when I flirt with another man
- I need a man who has no needs of his own and can accommodate me and all my life's choices compromise is outta the question
- I am so ambitious I'm really not sure what I want in life except that I want ambition (WHAT THE FUCK? Where are you going? what are you doing?)
Are happy
- When you think of some very very special way of making them feel special
- When say yes to everything they want
- When you have no desire to have a stable long term relationship because they are too ambitious to let a relationship get in their way
- When they don't have to do any work except pretend to be smart and intelligent
- When they think they are going to live a happy free life for the rest of their years
I have been and (unfortunately) tend to bend towards the brains side of coin but since of late I have been considering how easy my life would've have been and would be if i was to just choose the boobs. Its so simple, you get laid and its such an easy life. Women who are smart, intelligent and can carry a conversation without running into "I don't know men, its complicated and my head hurts when I think" are rare, I must say that about them but what is even harder to find is one like that who is very well balanced, who wouldn't drive a straight man queer and is not 100% self centered.
I say all this with the utmost respect for women, they are great and good to have as friends and pillows but its almost impossible to find a decent woman. I for one have never said that they cant have an opinion of their own but its a grim realization even for me, to think that maybe I've been looking down the barrel of a loaded .45 calibre waiting to blow my brains to bits. I've been looking for the intelligent girl who can keep interested in conversation cos lets face it, if you marry, stay married and faithful, in the middle ages all you get is conversation right? So it might as well be good conversation that's what I thought...
Oh well.. you can't have everything in life I guess..
A word of Advice dudes.. learn from my Mistakes :D
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im forced to agree. true. unfortunately. not really big ones though... the brains work better in sex i prsume tho... ANYWAYS
hahahaha.. good one man.. oh boy this should generate some pretty heated comments from the opposite sex.. LOL
an interesting plan, aside from the dramatic generalizations and sexism. i hope you wont be rudely surprised when you find that boobs and brains aren't mutually exclusive :)
someone important,
forced to agree? experience is it?? :)
Finrod,
Not really sure what anyone will think but its just a matter of fact that I have stated.
T,
Sexism? I think not, at no point i'm i saying or trying to say women are inferior to men. My generalization is based on simple response and reaction from the two types of women mentioned. The fact that you dont realize that boobs and brains are mutually exclusive makes me question which you fall into :p (just kidding) But no, they dont go together haven't u noticed? It doesn't need to either, intelligent women are very appealing.. but are irrational simple as that.
hahahahahahahahaha *continues derisive laughter*
as your presumptively most immediate ex girl friend I AM NOT AMUSED.
And being blessed with the brains that you seem to value so little these days..can counter argue that an equally paradoxical/incoherent list can be drawn ab brainy men....
and if I know anything ab your ego..you would presume to call yourself one as well? whatchya got to say to that sugarpuff?
ps: chosing boob category would subject to you to frequent referral by names such as sugarpuff. and not as a weapon of sarcasm.
i'd love to see you stuck in a room with boobs and see what you do after a few hours of "so, say something interesting".
that said, i wonder what the dichotomy is for women. penis vs brain? ladies, what do you say?
dear meese,
you seem woefully ignorant to everything ranging from women to the definition of sexism.
sexism is attitudes or behaviors based on stereotypes, which is exactly what you're post is. if you don't believe me, look it up.
and since you asked, i have both boobs and brains, so yes, i do think they go together. if your post was meant as joke, then it would have been funny, but judging from your comments, you seem to take yourself very seriously, and that is very sad. maybe its something about YOU that doesn't make you attractive to those with both boobs and brains.
PP brains vs brawn, haven't you heard?
sue,
bring it on, brainy men know what they want i.e i know what i want in life and I have an idea of where I am going :)
PP,
haha.. Well ... I'll get back to you regarding that.. (fainting is always an option) :)
and yes its brains vs brawn
u think u can match it eh? I'd like to see you try!
Now...
Dearest T,
My definition of sexism doesn't derive itself from some text found somewhere. It would however be real and the practical understanding of society and its workings. So woe my ignorance if you wish to but do understand for yourself what sexism in the real world is. If by your "Definition of Sexism" I am guilt of stereotyping then so be it. This generalization is done so with an acute understanding of how women in GENERAL work.
This was neither a serious topic nor was it a joke. It was a poke at what is really out there and my own experience. The funny thing is "Boobs" is a pun on Blond or Stupid. So your lack of understanding clearly indicates which you fall into, if that is not hint enough let me point it out. A boob to be exact!
Btw, I am sure you have boobs as I assume all women to have boobs, ranging in size, shape and firmness. This was not about beautiful women vs ugly intelligent women. You damned retard.. I think you can claim your boobs but you might be sitting on your brains. If there is something about me that doesn't make me attractive to boobs or brains, it isn't something you need to be worried about I can assure you that, I have only sympathy for women such as yourself who presume to be in the right when clearly in the wrong. You are the very type that increase the gap between men and women with ultra defensive attitude and misguided sense of right and wrong. Live a little in the real world and you'll know what sexism and gender differentiation really is and having to be politically correct is a tool used by lame defenders of these causes, I.e. yourself. Also FYI, I take myself very seriously and I think I am very Funny too.. Cos both can coexist in me. At any rate, given that you are by simple description a "Fool" I forgive you! Because I have a big heart about these things...
I dunno man...I've met plenty of girls with both brains and looks. I've met plenty with one of the attributes as well but there's plenty out there who are easy on the eye and pretty smart.
hoo boy..obv the two aren't mutually exclusive. both categories have looks to start of with. the dichotomy is between brainy yet complicated Vs stupid yet uncomplicated.
I'm presuming thats what you were trying to say in ur long pissy rambling way, Meesey? and yeah PP, u shd so do a list of the problems with the so called 'thinking' men.
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