Suicide? Really?

Ok so this is how it all went down;

Call comes from a Friends girl friend (GF) he ends the call and looks at me and says "machan gf's neighbour has locked himself in his room and can't get out we've got to go and take him out"

Me - "Really? How the fuck did he manage that?"
Friend - " I don't know he has had a fight with his grandmother (GM) and locked himself up, now he wont come out"
Me - "oh bugger, so why won't he come out? How old is he? 5 or 6?"
Friend - "I don't know man, apparently there is no sound he is not answering and no! he is bloody 20 years old"
Me - "oh! REALLY!"
Friend - "Yes they're afraid he has done something to himself"
Me - "WHAT? then why are we going?"
Friend - "Well.. I don't know, apparently the (GM) is really worried and doesn't know what to do"
Me - "oh shit!"
Friend - "I know"
Me - "ook then lets go and see but usually I wouldn't get involved man"
Friend - "I know man"
Friend - "Ok, worst case scenario the bugger is dead and we wont be having dinner today, we'll be spending the rest of the night in the police station or we will be rushing him to some hospital somewhere"
Me - " Yeah ok, yeah worst case scenario, seems ok I suppose.. but what if the bugger is dead really? Oh boy.. all that mess we'll be the one's questioned for everything"
Friend - "I just got another call, they want us to come soon"
Me - "huh.. ok then.. shape so lets go then maybe we might be able to save him.. and worst case no dinner no"

Ok, so we're in the car and friend goes " Don't drive fast last thing I wont is for you go crash us somewhere" We just poke the car out of the lane on the main road and then friend swears in all the sinhala he knows at the lorry driver who was coming on the wrong side basically he would've hit the passenger side and he was shouting at us as if it was our fault and I was the second car pulling onto the main road and I was blinded by everything all I could do was follow the car in front of me.

Mother Fuckers..

So we get there.. Grandmother says "do you have a screwdriver to open the lock?" Friend "No but I can break this door open" GM "ok"

So, Bang Bang Bang door cracks open.. NO ONE INSIDE! THE STUPID SON OF A BITCH! He has just locked the door and left the house!

If we got our hands on him at that time I'm sure he would've wished he had committed suicide!

Just another day in my life...