Wednesday, June 25, 2008

Fist Fight!

I've been in very few fights and all of them have been when the rest were drunk and I was not, I am never drunk because I don't drink.

One thing that bugs the shit outta me is that all of the fights I've been in, the guy who started the bloody fight isn't the one ending it and there are a whole bunch moronic idiots (Blow pals of the guy/s who started it) who are hitting each other. Also the so called 'hitting' its wild swings like throws of love at a long lost lover! Or they hold each other and start going at it Sumo Style. err hello doesn't anyone know anything about a nice left hook or a upper cut?

Oh! wait.. one of my favourites, the famous Chick Style SLAP! SLAP! WOW! These fools have shit for Brains!

Many years ago at a party, I must've been around 18, So one guy had a problem with one of my friends and so he slapped him, friend said "ok alright are you happy now" to which I was quite happy cos we might be avoiding a fight and then the slapped him again so the friend asked him is he was happy now? and then well.. sadly after the 3rd slap even the friend lost his cool.
Point being its admirable that he stayed without hitting back but not quite so after it became an all out gang bang!

So yours truly ended up dragging the chap outta that one...

That’s what I do when the fight breaks out I drag the stupid fucks out of it.

If it was me however, I hope that if someone had a problem with me I would take the beating plead/beg/cry like a baby for mercy. (ammo mata bah, gahana epa! ayyooo ammmooo) :)

Don't you think that's enough to make them stop?

I think its easier to take a punch. Otherwise you'll hit back and one thing leads to another.

If you're there alone then you don't have to worry about the friends getting involved or worse if you're there with a girl/s (even just a friend/s) you don't need to worry about her/them being harassed.

So My advice, take the hit, throw ego and pride out the window and cry like hell so they think you're a fag and leave you alone but at least it might not get blown sky high outta proportion

Besides I know that if I lose it, even if I'm getting beaten I'll probably incapacitate at least one of them for life before I go down which would land me in prison and I don’t think prison is pretty enough for me!

So if anyone runs into a fight try my advice and let me know if it works.

2 comments:

Scrumpulicious said...

Lol! Hopefully I can try and diffuse the situation before I get hit or realise taht I'm about to get hit and run! :S

TheWhacksteR said...

most guys iv come across like fighting with a lot of support. the lone one-on-one honorable way seems to be lost among these fools.

my advice is, if you get whacked and you know the odds are against you, get away from there.. one who fights and runs away u knw. but pick your time and come back. but its best to avoid morons who cant stop at one situation and wanna blow the whole thing outta proportion to their own stupidity and walk away, i agree with you there.

and also, dont listen to this slosh about clean fighting. when you fight on the street and the objective is to overcome the other guy, you should use whatever resources that are at your disposable; biting, scraping, poking, hitting with iron bars etc. etc.

leave the good looking punches and swerves to the boxing ring!

interesting post by the way, i'l put up a link on my blog to urs.. keep writing!